So, my mother is in the hospital. I want to call her, but I can’t because firstly I can’t get through to the phone at her bedside and even if I could, it would cost me over $1 a minute and cost her an additional $0.75c a minute to talk to her!!!!! I can’t call her cell phone as cell phones are not allowed in the hospital. Is it so fucking unreasonable for me to want to talk to my mother when she’s sick????

As you can probably tell, I’m not amused… in the least.

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